librariandominatrix: when old ladies are homophobic but have lesbian haircuts
coagulates: DOES ANYONE REMEMBER THIS
nintendofunclub: vantasxpyrope: nintendofunclub: Why do people call drinks “pop” or “soda” everyone knows their called Fizzy Devil Cum. jesus. They’re called Fizzy Devil Cum. are you really correcting my grammar on a post about devil cum. really.
popcornmassacre: ugh summer look at my awful tan line
mormondad: do you know how embarrassing it is to have a mom that brings her ipad everywhere to take pictures with it
ciafa: sext: i kiss ur lips. suddenly i stop the kiss moving onto ur neck and down ur chest. my hand moves down 2 ur jeans. i steal ur wallet and run out of the room
i love doctor who subtitles